January 2011

Is this what pregnancy "glow" looks like?

I have to say; I was feeling pretty self-conscious in my first trimester of pregnancy. Between early first trimester bloating, the surge of new hormones that make you moody, emotional and acne-prone; there are a lot of things that can make you feel…not yourself. But thankfully, as I’ve entered my second trimester, some things are lookin’ up as far as my confidence is concerned!

One of the confidence killers in early pregnancy, at least for me, was weight gain. Because of early bloating, I was putting on weight but it didn’t look anything like pregnancy yet. I just looked like I was getting chunky. And when you haven’t told anyone at work you’re pregnant, for example, it’s really frustrating trying to cover it up every day. You feel like people are starting to talk, and in my case, they were! But apparently it was because someone thought I was “glowing,” which they in turn took to mean I was pregnant. To this day, I still don’t know what “glowing” really looks like! But now that I’m 16 weeks pregnant, I’m starting to wear more fitted tee shirts under long cardigans so my little bump can peek out occasionally and it looks a little more like an early baby bump than just a spare tire! And now, I feel cute! :)

Magic in a tube! Pair this with the acne fighting cleanser!

One of the main reasons that my self-esteem took a nose dive over the last two months is because my face broke out like crazy! Even with makeup, it was hard to cover up. A couple weeks ago, some of our friends came to visit for a weekend, and I felt like all I did was complain about my zits! I was feeling so gross and I wanted her to know that I wasn’t just letting myself go – this acne business was not my fault! It’s the hormones! I felt bad for my nonstop rants and apologized for complaining so much. She understood and said; “Courtney, you’re just going through a blah stage.” And she was right! I was feeling so BLAH. I spoke with my doctor about my concerns and she assured me that using Benzoyl Peroxide was a safe topical acne treatment. So I went straight to the grocery store and picked up some Clean & Clear Continuous Control Acne Cleanser and some Clean & Clear Persa-Gel 10 acne spot treatment, both with 10% Benzoyl Peroxide. And I’ll tell you, within four days my skin was already improving. It’s a little drying, so you need a good moisturizer, but between the face wash and spot treatment, it really does the trick and zaps those unwanted zits! Now, two weeks later my skin is looking great! It’s not perfect, it never was to be honest, but any imperfection is easily covered up with makeup and I’m feeling leaps and bounds better than I did just two weeks ago! And now, I kinda think I’m glowing – whatever that means!

Sometimes when you’re going through a “blah stage,” you just need something like a new haircut or highlight to give you that boost you need! And I needed that so bad. With all the prenatal vitamins I’ve been taking and water I’ve been consuming, my hair had grown super long and it was looking flat and heavy and the color was brassy. So I went to my hair stylist and asked for a shorter ‘do, new bangs, and to lighten me up a bit! By the time she was done, I was already feeling like a new woman. Between my fresh new haircut, clearing skin, and cute little baby bump, I’m finally feeling like I think you’re supposed to in your second trimester – GREAT! And it doesn’t hurt to go shopping and get yourself some cute maternity jeans and some fun jewelry to boost some every day basic looks like tees and cardigans!

Baby bump watch continues – week 16!

I feel like the weeks are flying by! It seems like every time I turn around I’m taking a new bump watch pic. It was a little strange this week, because I actually weighed myself and saw that I lost about 2 lbs.! I’m not sure why that is, but through the week I do eat pretty healthy, with lots of fruits and veggie snacks, and light breakfast and lunch options. I also drink a lot of water. But of course any weight I lost through the week I probably made up for over the weekend, where I tend to just relax a bit on what I eat.

According to Babycenter.com, over the next few weeks my baby will double in size and grow three inches! He’s about the size of an avocado now, or about 4 ½ inches, and all this growth means I’ll likely be feeling the baby kick any time now.  But like I said last week, it may take longer for me to distinguish between baby movement and hunger pangs until about 20 weeks when the feeling is stronger. I’m sure in the next week or two you’ll be noticing a real change in my bump watch pics. If you’ve ever seen a pregnant girl on a regular basis from the time she finds out she’s pregnant until she gives birth, there’s always that moment when she “pops” and there’s no question whether she’s preggo to the outside world! I wonder what week that will be for me?

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What I tell my husband...

For some reason, every day my husband asks me if I feel pregnant. I guess he’s just curious about how I’m feeling and maybe it all still seems a little surreal to him. At 15 weeks and 3 days along, I can’t remember at what date my answer went from “nope,” to “yep,” but these days, I definitely feel pregnant. There are of course, every day physical reminders that I’m “with child,” and then there are the things that have nothing to do with how I feel, but just things I sort of neglect now that I once spent so much time on.

The Bump

If you’ve been paying attention to my weekly Baby Bump Watch pictures, you know that I’m not really that big yet. I still have more of a pooch then a real genuine baby bump. But it doesn’t matter how small it is, it makes itself known all the time! Like, it hurts to sit on a chair and bend over to put my shoes and socks on, I get all crampy and stuff. Jeez, what’s it going to be like when I have an 8-month bump?? Last night my lower back was sore, so I decided to lie on my stomach for a little bit in bed – not directly on the belly, but sort of putting my weight on my side. But as I was lowering myself down like a push up, I got a sharp cramp in my lower stomach. It was like a warning sign! But I did it anyway; lightly, slowly. And within three minutes I got a shooting cramp in my toe. MY TOE! Needless to say, I flipped over.

The Waddle

Now obvy it’s WAAAAAY too early for me to be waddling. But sometimes, when I get up from my seat at work, or at home or, well, anywhere, I feel myself getting dangerously close to a waddle. What is that about?? I was talking to a fellow preggo at work and we discussed the dreaded waddle. We pondered; why does it feel so comfortable to waddle? Idk, it just does. I seriously hope this pre-waddling doesn’t turn into a full-on waddle. I used to have a sexy walk ya know. Just kidding, but once my husband did tell me I had “swagger.” Can I have pregnant swagger? If so, I’m gonna try real hard.

The Change in Past-time Entertainment

Jeez Courtney, I MISS YOU! Come back to me!!

My Us Weekly magazine subscription ran out three months ago and I’ve yet to renew it. I’ve missed so many issues, you have no idea. And my book club on my Pop Culture Junkie blog is barely even on life support these days. I’ve had the book “Water For Elephants” sitting on my coffee table for an entire month and I’ve yet to read page one. I want to, but damn, these baby books dominate my reading time! I used to come home and blog about “Twilight” and Robert Pattinson until well past midnight, and now I’m blogging about pregnancy acne and waddling, and I’m in bed by 11pm – and that’s still not early enough for my pregnant self. When I go to blog on my pop culture blog I just stare at a blank Word document and a blinking curser where I’m supposed type something. I’ve got nothin’ to say! I need to renew that Us Weekly subscription or get back to reading “Twilight” blogs for a little inspiration vs. mommy/pregnant blogs that are freakingmethefuckout! TV, movies, and celebrities tell me one story about motherhood, and mommy blogs tell me another. I fear the latter is the real story. *Biting nails*

Career Drive

Pre-pregnancy, I was thinking about my next step at work and where I wanted to be in five years. Now, all I want to do is nest. I want to spend all my time preparing for baby and reading all there is to know about breastfeeding – it still scares me. Look, work is getting in the way of my creative juices flowing in which I’m supposed to be thinking of ways I can be a stay-at-home mom and somehow still make money. Who wants to advertise on my blog? Baby’s R Us? Target? CALL ME!

So yes, I feel pregnant. And I’m sure this list of in your face reminders of pregnancy will only grow the further along I get. But like I said; as much as this was all a surprise to me, I can’t imagine my life playing out any differently than it is right now. And though I feel bad about it, I’m sure Robert Pattinson understands that he’s not my #1 anymore.

Visit Life At Thirtysomething’s *NEW* Facebook fan page!

I’ve created a new Facebook fan page for ‘Life At Thirtysomething’ where I’ll be posting all my blogs, little daily tid bits on pregnancy; how I’m feeling, what I’m reading, myths uncovered, etc. I’ll also be posting outtakes from my ‘Baby Bump Watch’ weekly pictures! Obvy I take like a million and only post one, so I thought I’d post a few outtakes from each week for fun! So, if you’re awesome and you think I’m awesome too, then please click here to visit LAT’s Facebook fan page and click the “Like” button on the top of the page and stay up to date with all the extras that you may not get on this here blog! My self-esteem depends on you liking my FB page, so do it. Thanks! :)

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This is one blog post I hope my husband never reads. (Not that he reads any of them without my pleading anyway!) You see, I’ve noticed that since I’ve become pregnant, my husband has suddenly become the sweetest, most loving and patient guy I know. For example, he makes my lunch every morning before I go to work and is sure to include all the healthy snacks I need to fulfill my veggie/fruit quota for the day. He gets me ice water or ice cream when I ask and it’s almost like he enjoys doing it!? And my favorite part of this new man is that he tells me he loves me like, all the time and he showers me with affection – and I don’t even have to ask for it! And to think I’d been nudging pregnancy off for as long as possible, and this was always waiting for me around the corner! Is this just my husband, or is this normal for all husbands? Do guys just really love their wives so much more when they’re carrying their unborn child? I mean, I get that husbands are probably always happy and excited when they have a little one on the way, but this is more than just happy with Jeff. He’s like floating on cloud nine all drugged up on lovecrack and over the moon about making ME happy. (Who IS this guy???)

The other night we were staying up late watching movies, and every time Jeff got up to do something he told me he loved me. Sure, he was throwing back a few cocktails, but whatever. Finally I asked the question: “Hey, do you love me more now that I’m pregnant?” His response: “Isn’t that what’s supposed to happen? We’re supposed to grow in love as we get older?” Hmm…that definitely sounds like Jack Daniels talking. Anyway, I hope this new Jeff stays for good and never goes away! If I have to remain barefoot and pregnant the rest of my life, I will. Just kidding. But really, this is one of the best results of pregnancy so far for me – TLC from my husband. I can only imagine how sweet he’s going to be to me when there’s actually a very prominent baby bump to behold! Thank the Lord for lovecrack brought on by pregnancy! I mean, who the hell knew?!

Baby bump watching continues – week 15!

Ugh, this picture! I need to stop taking these pics at the end of the day when I’m looking so tired! Sorry about that!

So, now my baby is 4 inches long and approximately the size of an apple. He’ll make his way, size-wise, down the produce isle throughout the pregnancy, ending on a watermelon. I’m cringing at the thought of childbirth at this very moment. According to Babycenter.com, the baby is very active at this point, partaking in acrobatics within his little house in my belly. I should start feeling little flutters in my stomach between 16 and 22 weeks. That’s as early as next week! Whoa! I think I’m going to freak out the first time I feel movement down there, that is, if I can tell the difference between a baby kick and gas or hunger pangs! Apparently first time moms often don’t know the difference.

As we get closer to the baby’s big gender reveal in 5 more weeks, I get more curious about whether we’ll have a boy or a girl. Yesterday I asked Jeff what he thought we were going to have and he thought about it for a moment and then said… “I think it’s going to be 50% boy and 50% girl.” WHAT? So we’re having a hermaphrodite? Oh dear God. Now I’m going to have anxiety for the next 5 weeks.

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The Pregnancy Journal questions answered!!

by Courtney on January 20, 2011

Over the holidays, my friend Kate got me a book called “The Pregnancy Journal” that goes through each day of your pregnancy and tells you what’s going on with your baby. It’s supposed to be something you keep on your night stand and read each night before bed I guess. Well, in the beginning of the book there’s a little “About Your Pregnancy” questionnaire that you’re supposed to fill out, which will of course be cute to look back on years down the road. And as much as I tried, I completely failed at getting my husband to sit down and answer these questions with me. It was never the right time; either football was on, or he was reading his Men’s Journal, or he was sleeping on the couch. So I decided, SCREW HIM! I’m gonna fill it out myself. So I did, and then I thought, hey, it would be fun to share some of the questions here on the blog! So here goes…

What is the best thing about being pregnant?

It’s easy to get caught up in the side effects of pregnancy, such as sleepiness, overactive bladder, acne, weight gain, etc., but I’d say the best thing about pregnancy is when I stop and just let it sink in that there is a new life in the making inside of me. There’s a second heartbeat. I’ll tell you, hearing that heartbeat definitely takes the surreal factor of this experience to a whole new level. It makes it more real. And it truly is a miracle. Other than that, maybe all the extra attention I get for being preggo! I love attention!! :)

What hopes and dreams do you have for this baby?

Well, if it’s a boy, I want him to grow up and be a famous ice skater like Evan Lysacek, and if it’s a girl, I want her to be a famous pop star like Katy Perry! HA! I just think that’s funny because that’s literally the first thing I thought when I read that question!!!

But honestly, I want them to have a happy childhood, a painless high school experience, fun college years, a successful career, and to find the love of their life and start their own family and live happily ever after. What, too perfect? Ha! Well, there’s that natural part of any parent or soon-to-be parent where you want your kid to have the perfect life and for nothing to ever hurt them. But really, I do want them to learn from their mistakes and be better because of them. The biggest hope I have for my baby above anything else is for them to be happy. If they’re happy, then I’m happy. Even if it means a professional male ice skater vs. an NFL football player!

What were the best things about your parents as parents?

My parents gave me so much love and affection growing up. They told me they loved me all the time and when I was a chubby girl worried that I’d never get a boyfriend, they’d tell me that one day I’d grow up to be the prettiest girl in school. They never told me I couldn’t do something. They encouraged me as an artist and my dad would spend time teaching me drawing techniques to make the little people that I’d draw look more real. He taught me how to shoot a basketball and cheered me on at my games with the same enthusiasm that he did at my brother’s games, even though I know girls basketball can be frustrating to watch!! My mom taught me that thinking positively isn’t always something that comes naturally; it’s s something you have to teach yourself to do. At first it drove me crazy that she’d literally listen to positive affirmation tapes in the car driving around town. But deep down, everything she told me was sinking in. And today, my positive outlook on life is one of my favorite qualities about myself. All in all, what my parents did with all their love, affection, and encouragement was to instill a strong sense of confidence in me that I’ll have for the rest of my life. This is exactly what I plan to do for my kid.

What facial and physical characteristics do you want your baby to inherit?

Hm…I want a mini ME! HA! But if I had to choose, I’d say I’d like our baby to have Jeff’s beautiful green eyes and long eye lashes and his hair color, which is a light sandy blondish-brown. I’d like the baby to have my nose and my mouth and smile, mainly because I have my mom’s smile and it would be cute to pass it on! Both Jeff and I are tall, so I hope to have a tall kid that can play in the NFL or NBA someday so we can retire early and live off our kid’s fortune!!!

Have you picked out any names? What names would you consider?

This is that sticky question that can sometimes be a mind field conversation when someone asks what baby names you like. Best case scenario: the person immediately raves about the names you like and you suddenly feel even more assured on your choice. Worst case scenario: You have your heart set on a name for whatever reason, and the person immediately tells you why the hate it, or even worse – they don’t say anything at all. Oh great – now you have no idea what they’re thinking! I have an idea for a girl name, but I’m at a total loss for boy names! If you have any suggestions, please leave them in the comments section!!! I’d love to hear what people like for both boy and girl names!

Alright, so those aren’t all the questions, but just a snap shot of the ones I liked best. These kinds of journals are great because it forces you to start thinking about bigger picture things beyond your pregnancy, like what kind of parent you want to be. And this is really something that every couple should discuss before having their baby. Now, if only I can get Jeff to at least sit down and listen to how I answered the questions on how we’re going to raise our kid! :)

Alright, baby name suggestions please!

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This is def a book I plan to read soon!

You know you’re a stylish girl when you see celebs rockin’ the same look as you in the mags and on the red carpet. And no, I’m not talking about the latest handbag. I’m talking about the baby bump! In case you haven’t noticed, it’s raining pregnant woman in Hollywood as of late! Let’s see…to date we have a slew of newly pregnant stars such as Pink, Natalie Portman, Kate Hudson, Victoria Beckham, Jewel, Selma Blair, Alicia Silverstone, and the list goes on and on! Not too shabby of a group, ehh? I’m in great company. Seriously, being preggers is like, the new black. And I’ve always prided myself on my keen fashion sense!

This just means that I get to glean on what my fellow preggos are wearing for the next 6 months. I’ll get a little inspiration and be sure to rock only the most stylish maternity wear so I’m not looking drab when my girls are lookin’ fab! But not gonna lie; so far in my very limited maternity wear shopping/online browsing, I haven’t seen any styles that have knocked my socks off. I hate to think that for the next 6 months I’m relegated to looking matronly in A-line shirts that tie in the back. Puke.

So far, here is what I’ve found in my maternity wear search…

Target may be a good place to buy inexpensive staple pieces, but their maternity line is embarrassingly small. I walked through it and within two racks I had already moved into the large women’s wear section. What the hell? (Note, their online store is larger.) I did buy some maternity jeans there but I can’t stand the pouch that goes over the belly and rests underneath the boobies. Not really having a full-on baby bump to keep them up, I get droopy ass syndrome. My husband has already commented on my “new baggy jeans.” Needless to say, he’s not a fan. I did find a couple work trousers that aren’t bad.

Things are lookin’ up though, because this past weekend I got the cutest maternity jeans from Old Navy. They didn’t have the dreaded pouch; they have an elastic waist, so they just grow with you. And thank goodness they’re fitted in the legs, hip, and butt so I don’t have a saggy crotch or droopy booty! Yay! Plus, they have stylish stitching and the perfect worn in look. I ended up getting a bunch of new crap there, like skinny cargo khakis, yoga pants, work pants (again, no pouch!), and a few other things. The great thing about Old Navy is that it’s so inexpensive!

As for online shopping, the new Heidi Klum line called “Loved” at Motherhood Maternity seems to have some pretty cute skinny jeans that I totally wanna buy. And I’ve just stumbled upon a SUPER cute maternity wear website called Maternal America and I’m totes going to be buying A LOT of clothing from this brand. Finally, some truly stylish options! You can order it online, but it looks like they also sell this at Nordstroms, so I’m def going to take a gander over there next weekend! I think the name of the game in preggo chic is mixing in non-maternity wear into your outfits whenever possible. Alright, that’s it on fashion for now. Happy shopping my fellow preggoistas!

Baby bump watch continues – week 14!

So, this week the bump has been funny. It’s more like the peek-a-boo bump. In the morning, I feel like there’s barely anything there. In fact, today I ran into my husband’s office in my pajama pants and a tank top on and turned to the side and said; “Look! I’m skinny today! I don’t even look pregnant!” But wait, by the end of the day, after eating several times and the potential for bloating, I’m back to having a 14-week bump! Oh well, eventually it’ll just stick out and there will be no more skinny days…or mornings. This week’s pic is not my favorite, but you can only take a picture a few hundred times before you just have to settle on one! I did a side by side comparison of the last three weeks of bump watching and you can definitely tell a difference between weeks 12 and 14! I remember feeling all chunky in week 12 when I took that photo, and now I think I look like I had a flat stomach! Obvy your perception of “skinny” and “flat stomachs” get a little more liberal the more pregnant you get, but whatever!

Weeks 12-14 in that order!

Anyway, stay tuned for next week’s 15 week bump watch pic. By the way, I’ve now scheduled my 20 week ultrasound to finding out the sex of the baby and it’s going to be March 1st! At first I thought I didn’t want to find out, but the further along I get, the more curious I get! So let the countdown to the big gender reveal begin!

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Today I had my second OB-GYN appointment and I was thrilled to pieces that I was going to hear my baby’s heartbeat for the first time. I was a little bummed that my husband was traveling on business, so I decided to record the sound of the baby’s heartbeat using my Flip Cam so he could hear it later. I wasn’t sure if the doc would have issues with me wanting to record this, but she had no problem with it, so I dug into my purse and pulled out my Flip and laid back into position so the little fetal Doppler could do its job. Well, of course I turned the Flip on and it says CAMCORDER FULL! NO, not now!! The doctor has already started and I can hear a static-y sound but I’m too busy fiddling with my video cam to pay attention. Finally, after what seemed like a minute I figured out how to delete another vid so I could record what was happening at that very moment. And there it was…the heartbeat, beating very fast.

Take a listen in the below vid. First of all, the doctor tells me that my heartbeat is the lower one while the baby’s is two times as fast, and immediately after she says this I ask which one is mine! But you have to realize that when you’re in this sitch you’ve got a lot of thoughts running through your head, and being a good listener is not a skill you possess at the moment! Also, sorry about the view…


Ahh…confirmation! There IS something in there!!! Yes, I know I’ve already had an ultrasound at 10 weeks, but as weeks go by and nothing new develops as a result of your pregnancy, you start to wonder if everything is ok down there. And even though I know that little heartbeat is happening inside of me, it’s still so surreal. I feel like it will REALLY feel real when I have my 20-week ultrasound with that super 3-D technology where you can really see a baby in there and it actually looks like a baby this time and not an alien like at 10 weeks!

The false advertising about pregnancy, or, the lie I always believed…

You’d think a growing belly would be a clear indication that a baby is in there, but for me it’s not. Because for some reason I just think it’s me getting fat. Everything I read tells me to start talking to my belly and rubbing it or having my husband sing to it (HA!), but I can’t help but feel a little silly about that. I mean, I want to and will soon I’m sure, but for now, I just feel like a chunky monkey rubbing my chub, not my baby. When will I start thinking of it as a baby in my stomach and not a just chocolate chip bagel? I guess when it’s hard and not soft!

P.S. This is not me!

Speaking of weight gain, I have a confession…I’ve gained more than I’m supposed to in the first trimester. You’re supposed to gain between 2-5 lbs and since my last appointment 4 weeks ago, I’ve gained 7 lbs! And I’m pretty sure I had gained a few lbs before that 10-week appointment took place too! Look girls, getting preggo during the holidays is a bad idea! You’re over-indulging because you believed the lie. You thought you were eating for two. You thought you could hang up your running shoes and just walk on the treadmill. You thought you could eat pies and popcorn and pizza because you’re no longer binge drinking on the weekends and it all evens out anyway, right? WRONG! As it turns out, I have to watch my diet even MORE now that I’m pregnant!

I mean, I’m already eating way more health consciously than I ever have. During the day I eat things like oatmeal, apples, grapes, salads, cottage cheese, and carrots!! Sure, I might have a normal dinner and a handful of Oreos at night, but it’s not like I’m eating like a freagin’ cow or anything!! Ok, so on the weekends I’m less mindful when I go out to eat and stuff, but this is no diff than how I was pre-pregnancy. So why am I gaining so much?? Well, for one, my work outs are really low impact compared to what they once were. Hey, I ran a half marathon in November (while I was 5 weeks preggo!), so for months I’d been training 6 days a week. When you go from that kind of activity to walking on an incline on the treadmill or reading a mag on the stationary bike you better believe your body isn’t kidding itself thinking this is burning any real calories. Who made up this whole “eating for two” B.S. anyway? Apparently, you only need to eat 300 more calories per day for your baby.

My doctor told me she’s not worried about my weight gain, but she said at 20 weeks it’s normal to have gained about 10 lbs in total. WHAT! So I gained 7 lbs in 4 weeks, yet I can only gain 3 more in the next 6 – when I should be getting noticeably bigger?? Oh how the hell am I going to manage this? I need to go on a diet! At a time when I should be basking in my pregnancy, vain girl over here is drowning in body image issues and fear of not falling into the “normal range.”

So I guess eating whatever you want and taking it easy at the gym during pregnancy is a giant crock of baby poo. The irony that I have to eat better than I ever have while I get bigger than I ever have is not lost on me. *Rolls eyes* Pass me some carrots please.

 Please tell me some of you gained more than the “normal” range!?

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I’m in my final week of my first trimester and then it’s on to part two of the baby making process – the second trimester.  By all accounts, this next phase is the breeziest. Supposedly, you’re energy magically reappears, your face clears up, and your morning sickness is a thing of the past. But before I get to this heavenly space in time (T minus 4 days), I thought it would be ‘fun’ to recount the joys of the first trimester body and mind altering changes that we lucky ladies get to go through…or, at least what I had the pleasure of enduring.

1)      Pregnancy Acne – This is by far the worst side affect of my first trimester. Due to the massive hormonal changes that occur in your body during pregnancy, things can go either way for your complexion. You can either have luminous skin or have a face that resembles a slice of pepperoni pizza. And because pregnancy acne is so cruel, why would it stop at your face? Why not have a couple matching pepperoni slices on your chest and back for good measure? Forget showing off that new cleavage. Hmph!!!

2) Peeing, like all the time – I can’t pass a bathroom that doesn’t draw a sense of yearning from my Southern regions. Even if I don’t have the urge, I must go sit in the stall and just see if I have to go. Surely in about 3 more minutes, I’ll need to. I get up on average 4 times per night to empty my bladder. I literally have dreams about peeing where the major source of angst in the dream is my, well, need to pee. More on pregnancy dreams later.

3)      Non-descript weight gain – There’s that point at the end of your first trimester where you don’t exactly look pregnant, but you just look like you’ve gained about 5 lbs. This seriously sucks. Your pants are tight and barely any shirts in your closet mask this emerging baby bump quite well enough. People at work are whispering, suspecting… And don’t forget, you’ve got a serious case of teenage acne on top of the chubbers. (Your confidence has never been so high.)

4)      Me so sleepy – I need 9 to 10 hours of sleep a night, plus naps during the day. But the bummer of it all is, 5 days a week – I have to work!! I try to get 8 hours of sleep during the week but if I get so much as 7 ½, I’m toast the next day. I’m literally the most useless person on the planet. I stare at the clock willing it to move forward. I fantasize about 3-4 cans of Diet Pepsi. I think about slipping underneath my desk for a 10 minute snooze – anything! I take frequent trips to the bathroom just to wake up… Bonus: I get to pee again!

5)      Bitch on wheels – Have you ever been screaming at your husband and had an out of body experience where you fly over yourself and watch it all unfold? I have. It looks a little like this: my nostrils start to flare, steam comes out of my ears, my eyes look deranged and bug out of my head, my hands ball up into fists, and fire shoots out of my mouth like a dragon. During these times, my husband looks a little like this: eyebrows pushed upward in shock/surprise, ears pinned back, frozen. I hear/see myself as it’s happening and I can’t believe it, but I can’t stop. And when it’s over, I always feel better. That is, until I feel bad. Usually, if I went a little too ape shit on him I apologize. Thankfully, he just takes it like a man and doesn’t fight back. He’s a smart man when he wants to be.

6)      It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to – I like to think I’m a pretty even keeled person and not overly sensitive. So I knew it wasn’t me but the hormones working their magic when my husband left the dishwasher door open in the kitchen one night – for me to load my dishes of course – and I walked right into it, hitting my shin, lunging forward having to grab the counter to break my fall. Cue the water works! I screeched in a high pitched voice that could break glass: “JEFF! DON’T EVER LEAVE THAT OPEN AGAIN – I COULD’VE FALLEN!!  AND I’M PREGNANT!!!” Wah!! This display of emotion seemed to have little or no effect on Jeff. There have been other times, but why re-hash, and risk tearing up again?

7)      Vivid dreams – I’ve heard that when you’re preggo your dreams are pretty vivid. And good grief, they are! I’d say about every night I have the most elaborate and freakish dreams and a lot of them border on nightmares. I’ve only had a couple actual pregnancy dreams. Just last night I dreamt that there was an earthquake while I was out to lunch with my mom. The whole restaurant tipped over onto it’s side. And I was freaking out because the baby was home with Jeff and I had no idea if he knew the proper earthquake precautions. Also, the baby was like the size of a Barbie doll.

8)      No immune system – I’ve been sick for two months. Because this little growing baby inside is sucking up all my nutrients, I pretty much have no immune system at all! I have chronic dry throat making me live in a constant state of dehydration in which I’m coughing all night long, every night. My husband has even resorted to sleeping on the couch some nights because he can’t take it. I wish I could sleep on the couch away from me and my coughing too. It’s miserable and the coughs are so violent. I picture the little baby being sloshed around in my uterus like George Clooney’s ship in the movie “The Perfect Storm.” I hope he/she isn’t sea sick all the time as a result or anything!!

There are no guarantees that any of these will disappear in the next 4 days when I cross over to my second trimester, but I’m hoping some of them ease up soon. One thing I didn’t mention that I’m super thankful that I didn’t get was morning sickness. I think because I missed morning sickness God gave me a double dose of preggo acne. But hell, I’d take bad skin over praying to the porcelain god any day.

Did you experience any of the above symptoms? If so, how did you deal with them?

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One day not too long after finding out I was pregnant I found myself in the book aisle at Target. I didn’t know what I was looking for, but as I was flipping through a 10 lb. book called “Kardashian Konfidential” (kind of embarrassed that I might want to read it!), a light bulb went off in my head…OH YA! BABY BOOKS! I should go get a baby book and learn what this is all about! At the time, my pressing questions were: can the drinking I did in New Orleans make my baby come out with one arm, or could all the Diet Pepsi I drank in the past several weeks cause me to have a baby with some serious A.D.D.? So I popped over to the preggo aisle and selected the stapler “What to Expect When Expecting” and Jenny McCarthy’s “Belly Laughs.”

“Belly Laughs” was a great first book to read in early pregnancy for any first time moms. Mainly, it’s really funny and since Jenny McCarthy has no qualms about being nasty, she tells it like it is. And in her case, it was really bad! Morning sickness, hemorrhoids, constipation, acne, no desire for sex, frightening mood swings, runny nose, stuffy nose – you name it – she had it. AMAZING! So this is what I had to look forward to? Jeez! Women should get so much freaking praise for bearing children. It’s over the top nutty how much we girls have to go through to produce a baby inside our bodies.

After finishing “Belly Laughs” I was going to start in on “What to Expect When Expecting,” but over Christmas I was inundated with baby books and magazines from friends and family. I loved the range of reading material I was given. I got two books on how to get your baby on a schedule, Baby Wise and The Sleep Easy Solution, which I plan to read later in pregnancy, The Pregnancy Journal so I can see what’s happening each day of my pregnancy, a guide to looking “fab” throughout my pregnancy called Rock Star Momma, a book of baby names, and several magazines, including my fave so far, “Fit Pregnancy”. But there was one reading material gift that had me practically crying like a baby myself.  My friend Stacy actually took the time to copy and paste several inspirational stories between moms and daughters that she found online into a Word document coupled with a card about all these things she didn’t realize about herself until becoming a mother. On the plane ride back to Cali after Christmas I poured through these little online entires detailing the “best advice from mom” and took mental notes about what advice I want to remember to bestill on my kids in the future. Eventually, I plan to do a blog post inspired by those short stories – thanks Stacy! :)

It may be natural, but it’s starting to gross me out

With all the reading I’ve been doing lately, what actually scares me more than anything is breastfeeding! My mom breast fed my brother and I and all the things I hear say it’s like the best thing you can do for your child, so of course I’m going to try. I mean, I know it doesn’t work for everyone, but we’ll see how well it works for me. But dang, all this stuff about breast pumps and freezing milk and nipple pads is freaking me out! I hope it’s not nearly as complicated as it sounds. But it’s not just the complication that is putting me off – it’s the “how-to” portion of breastfeeding in certain publications that seriously grosses me out.

In “Fit Pregnancy” Magazine I’ve found a couple articles detailing how to get your baby to “latch on” and I’m sorry, but it just creeps me out. One article said, and I paraphrase; “To hold your baby with his belly touching yours and put your breast in his face and just tickle his mouth with your nipple.” WHAT? The 13-year old in me is pointing a finger and laughing at the phrase “tickle his mouth with your nipple,” while the 30-year old in me is totally cringing. Do they have to say it like that?? Another article was talking about why babies cry and gives a list of things to do, such as change a poopy diaper, give him a pacifier, or just let him suck on your nipple, and if you can help it – get him to take in the entire areola. Once again, this phrasing grosses me out! I’m not trying to be immature here, but this is my first time with all of this stuff and I’m not quite as open and natural about it all yet! I thought the goal here was to get me to breastfeed, not send me running for the hills! But who knows, maybe when the time comes and I’m holding a brand new baby in my arms, it’ll all come as natural to me as breathing, so we’ll see!

Are there any pregnancy/mommy books out there that you swear by and think I should add to my pile of reading material? I’ve got 6 months of reading time left!

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Check out my new blog design! Plus, baby bump watch continues – week 13!

January 8, 2011

It’s a little too early to be painting the baby room and picking out nursery themes, but it’s the perfect time to redesign my Life At Thirtysomething blog to correspond with my brand new blog topic: PREGNANCY! You may remember that my old tagline was “Embracing the dirty thirty,” because I used to think it [...]

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You don’t realize how much others drink until you can’t. Plus, my first baby bump pic!

January 3, 2011

Over Christmas break I was back home in Indiana spending some quality time with family and friends and not drinking. I say “not drinking” because you really don’t notice how much you drink over the holidays until you can’t. Because when you can’t you have a lot of time to sit around and watch movies. [...]

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